"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
*boss ass bitch plays in the distance*
Three of my favorite people are on this.
Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side
Not getting enough sleep? Just one week of sleeping fewer than six hours per night can lead to serious health issues, including the modification of over 700 genes, reports the Huffington Post on a study published in PNAS last year. Other symptoms of chronic sleep deprivation include everything from bloodshot eyes to quadrupled stroke risk. This infographic fromHuffington Post’s Alissa Scheller explains.
can we print these off and hand them out to all our teachers
this is the gayest show ever and i love it
But first, lemme take a selfie.
i’ve got spit all over my screen now
WTNV quotes seem to be quite the hit among my friends, so I decided to make some posters with a couple of their favorite phrases.
THIS BLOODY CAST <3333